Walking around my apartment with my keys in my hand.
The Brain: Let's put the keys down over here!
Me: But Brain, that's not their accustomed spot. We won't be able to find them again.
The Brain: Nonsense! I'll remember where they are.
Me: No, Brain. We should put the keys in their accustomed spot. That's the rule.
The Brain: Trust me, I know what I'm doing. (Brain puts keys down not in their accustomed spot.)
Fifteen minutes later.
Me: Yo Brain, I need to go out, where are the keys?
The Brain: The what now?
Me: The keys. I need my keys to go out.
The Brain: Well they must be in their accustomed spot.
Me: No, remember you put them somewhere else, right?
The Brain: That would be crazy. If the keys are not in their accustomed spot we won't be able to find them again.
Me: Scumbag BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!! You'll pay for this!!
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