I bought new "winter" boots today. They're not Baffins. They have an 8" shank, a 1" heel, and no removable liner to dry on the woodstove. In fact if you had a huge crush on me, you could almost tell yourself they're "cute". Man, I feel like a city slicker now... (Also I bought them at Target for $27. Neener neener.)

Megan: Winter boots with a heel are not winter boots.

Me: Exactly. "Winter" boots.