Ballet is supposed to make me graceful. I didn't know that scratching your crotch because of razor burn was considered "graceful".

Tatelena: Lmfao!!

Deirdre: depends on how you do it...

Me: Are you saying there IS a graceful way to scratch your crotch? They haven't taught us that part yet.

Deirdre: I'm sure the only graceful way to do it would involve ballet somehow.