I hate to say this but it looks like I need to go for coffee detox again. And this is not exactly the best time for me to become extremely short-tempered... or is it?

Donna: What the heck are you talking about? Coffee detox...... the thought makes me hyperventilate!

Me: The real thing is even worse. I think last time I lasted six weeks. Worst six weeks of... everyone else's lives, I think.