Me, to my pastor: How does one get on the readers' list? And how does one get to work on the flowerbeds outside the church?

Pastor: Thank you so much for offering to help! You're the best!


Er... What are you talking? Oh I see, you thought I'm doing this for you because I'm helpful. But I'm really doing it for ME because I desperately need a garden. Just because you're a pastor and I'm a Christian, doesn't mean this is all about YOU.