Female Roommate, to her dog: "Move, shithead! Move before I kick you. I will SO kick you. Go to your kennel." Bitch, I know you're kicking that dog; but if I ever SEE you with my own eyes, you're gonna be real sorry. And by the way why did *I* walk your dog twice today while you're were out having a good time? Oh yeah, because *I* am responsible. I remember now.

Tatelena: She sure sounds like a real piece of shit of a person ....can we say LOOOOOOSER!!

Me: Yeah. I try not to be a judgmental old bitch but... she just makes it so easy for me. But then I'm like "if that's the kind of person that men are attracted to, then I'm damn glad they're not after me. I'm a' take it as a compliment."